I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like AmonFor there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be onNo one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like AmonAnd his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all dripsNo one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like AmonSo you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)
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Supermassive Black Hole at Work
Image Credit: NASA, S. Gezari (The Johns Hopkins University), and J. Guillochon (University of California, Santa Cruz)
Back in 2010, astronomers witnessed an explosion of light from a star that was obliterated by a supermassive black hole. This is an accurate computer simulation of the event that took place.
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One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five
Just this once
Everybody’s alive
Four,
Three,
Two,
One.
Starting again,
Basically, run.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever known, so let’s steal each other and explore the universe, maybe?
It’s hard to see through,
Your perception filter Sexy,
But you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever known,
So let’s steal each other and explore the universe, maybe?
Peter Wheeler’s End of Days
Quite possibly the most bizarre vehicle to ever actually be built, the TVR Scamander RRV (Rapid Response Vehicle) was Peter Wheeler’s last project before he died. The project was started in 2003 and has been a work in progress up until now.
The idea is a go anywhere vehicle. Rough land, asphalt, and water is no match for the Scamander. It’s a one-off vehicle that was tested on Peter Wheeler’s own farm and is completely amphibious.
The details of the “car” are many. It has 11-inches of ground clearance, 11” travel in the front, 15” travel in the rear, double wishbone suspension all around, a pickup truck style bed, a sliding canopy, 3-seats with driver front & center, one seat folds down for a stretcher, and it has a mid-mounted 300hp V6 engine to which a rear propeller is attached.
Instead of side & rear view mirrors it has cameras with video screens inside and the driver visibility is unmatched due to panoramic windows and additional windows in the front wheel wells to see exactly what you’re driving over.
The Scamander looks like it was built in another galaxy and delivered to earth through a wormhole. This vehicle could probably make its way across Mars (if there was any air and water of course). Can you say Hollywood appearance?
The only unfortunate thing, Peter Wheeler never got to see the vehicle finished as he died in 2009 but thanks to his team of extraordinary engineers who have spent most of the 21st century making this vehicle a reality, it’s finally finished.
Check out some of the videos on youtube below.
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So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
(Source: ilikeemthick, via agentdaedalus)
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.
- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B
